ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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