This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize
