yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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