just tell him i said nine months
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You dont lie about slip and slides
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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