Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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