I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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