Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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