I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
This baby is an asshole
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
The adults are the big ones right?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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