How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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