And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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