doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
