does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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