She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
and you fell through a lawn chair
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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