How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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