Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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