office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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