i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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