check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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