quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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