You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Randomize
