You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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