hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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