Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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