Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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