I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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