nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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