Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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