can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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