i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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