So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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