well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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