You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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