There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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