hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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