I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm drive I can fine osifer
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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