sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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