Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am puke
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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