We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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