btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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