people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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