I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
