The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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