Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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