yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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