i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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