i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
accomplished twins. life is a go
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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