nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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