My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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