I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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