Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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