i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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