You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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